captainstevexxx: badnoodles: acrossoceans: Craig: I’ll ask you three questions and you tell me the truth on two of them and one of them’s a lie, and I have to guess which one.Ellen: Perfect.Craig: Alright then. Do you have a boyfriend?Ellen: No.Craig:

captainstevexxx: badnoodles: acrossoceans: Craig: I’ll ask you three questions and you tell me the truth on two of them and one of them’s a lie, and I have to guess which one.Ellen: Perfect.Craig: Alright then. Do you have a boyfriend?Ellen: No.Craig:

I Dont Know

(Via Picofthegay) Here, Let Me Help Clean You Up.

Captainstevexxx: Driving/Snack Betch, Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Your Sexy Ass Killed, K? Driving + Snacking + Cellphones = Roll Over Explosion. :(

(Via Noclassjustdicksandass) Perfection.

Tommmy: (Via Xgagaloo) Werrkkkk Biiiitch! Damn.

Stockyjocks: (Via Chupateesteblr)

Captainstevexxx: Dear Exboyfriend, This Shirt Looks Way Better On Me Than It Ever Did On You, Deal With It &Amp;Mdash;&Amp;Ndash; Seriously, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Fucking Unf.

Ursius Reblogged Your Photo:today’s Gpoy Is Brought To You By The Letter “O”. &Amp;Hellip;Block I Love Knowing The Face Behind A Blog. This One Is Rather Cute. :3 Ok, Seriously Guys, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Blushing At This Point. &Amp;Hellip;Though It Was Nice

Tommmy: Mattidwan: Nueve-: Laserkats: Thunder-Cunt: Zombieslutfromhell: Devil-Magic: Softcore: Willzone: When You Figure Out What It Is, Don’t Say It In The Reblog, Let Everyone Figure It Out Themselves. Omg, It Took Forever But I Get It

Tommmy: Cuntmace: -Nani: Farahway:breakyourlittleheartin2:Christianm91: Any Takers? :) Betch, I&Amp;Rsquo;D Cuddle With You If You Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T On The Other Side Of The Country.

Hairyeyepopper: Yea Or Nay? Fuck Yes. This Man Has Always Made Me Melt.

Bobbymarc: Gpoyt Cute! Diggin&Amp;Rsquo; The Piercings! Wish My Lips Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Hate Me (I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Pierced Mine Twice&Amp;Hellip;Both Times They Migrated).

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