If I were straight, Halloween would be a real treat on account of all you girls choosing costumes that so egregiously display your vaginas.

If I were straight, Halloween would be a real treat on account of all you girls choosing costumes that so egregiously display your vaginas.

Why Yes, I Am Looking At Your Package. Deal With It.

Straight Boys Are Fucking Annoying (Via Dalesorenson) I Lol&Amp;Rsquo;D.

Oh My God, I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Believe I&Amp;Rsquo;M Actually Letting Him Do This!

Again, With The Hanes. Hnnng.

Whydoclothesexist: I’ve Gotten Fat. Debating Turning This Into A Workout Blog, For Encouragement. All These Amazingly Hot Guys Make Me Jealous Of Their Bodies. Stfu, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Hot.

Balls That Need To Be Worshipped.

You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Killing Me With The Hanes Briefs. Unf.

I Fucking Love Guys In Basketball Shorts. Add That To My List Of Fetishes. So I Need Me A Hairy, Meaty, Uncut Man Who Wears Hanes Briefs And Likes To Go Commando In Basketball Shorts. Oh, And Who Loves Jockstraps And Lets Me Munch On Their Asses Whenever

Dirtycunts: Clorox: Oh My God Jacob What Are You Doing Oh God My Life! Actually, It Was More Like &Amp;Ldquo;Great Aunt Saw Your Half Nekkid Man Poster From Cosmogirl On Your Wall&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; But Yeah, Same Principle.

Whydoclothesexist: Haven’t Shaved In A Few Days. :P Leave It. A Bit Of Scruff Is Always A Good Thing!

▲▲▲▲ Saltynoodles: Look At This Fancy Ass Hipster Bitch. This Bitch Is So Hipster, I Can’t Even Break Down This Shit. He’s Got A Tiny Ass Hat Sitting In The Middle Of His Yellow As Fuck Hair. His Hair’s Looking Like Fucking

I Have No Life