spook-the-ass: So my math professor brought his dog to class, and she kept whining (the floor was cold) so he picked her up and carried her around.

spook-the-ass: So my math professor brought his dog to class, and she kept whining (the floor was cold) so he picked her up and carried her around.

Do No Harm; Take No Shit

That Awkward Moment When You Think You Know Someone:

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Killer Trees (Actually, Killer Tree. Singular.)

Aleetleghostie: You Should Prepare For When Your Kids Ask “Where Do Babies Come From?” By Hiding Babies All Over Your House, And When They Ask, Say “Haha Where Don’t They Come From!” And Open All Of Your Cabinets And Then All Of The Babies

Favoritelittlelyrics: Panic! At The Disco, “Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met)”

Gurl-I-Can-Make-Your-Hips-Stir: Distance Is The Biggest Cock Block, Like Ever.

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Getoutoftherecat: Cat, Get Off That Other Cat. She Is Not A Bed.

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