#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

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Hot Waiters Make Me Nervous &Amp;Amp; Forget What I Want To Order They Are The Order “I’d Like A Piece Of That Ass.”

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I Feel Like I'm Easily Replaceable.

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