smalltime-low: satanistsdontweargold: Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen? I do. im actually cryign

smalltime-low: satanistsdontweargold: Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen? I do. im actually cryign

Just Asked My Dad About My Family Tree, Which I Realized I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Much About/Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember Much About. Apparently His Uncle Was An Admiral In The Navy, His Cousin (Which I Forgot) Played For The Braves For A Bit, And His Father (Who

Pukia: Why Are Bras And Period Products So Fucking Expensive Okay This Shit Pisses Me Off, It’s Not Like I Asked For Boobs Or For My Vagina To Destroy Itself Every Month

Ohthewondersthatweare: Does This Uterus Make Me Look Fat? Start-Her-Up: Thanks To Photoshop, It’s Very Easy For Women To Forget What A “Real” Woman’s Body Looks Like. My Mother Used To Refer To It As Her Kangaroo Pouch. The Endless Messaging

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Hec-Ticglow: Love How Bus Drivers Give Each Other That Little Wave Or Nod When Their Buses Pass Like They’re In A Secret Bus Driver Club Who Are Actually On A Way More Important Mission Than What Seems, They’re Actually Out Preventing Public Mayhem

Gingeyy

Graystripe: Graystripe: My Brother Just Tried To Twerk But He Farted By Accident And Now Hes Crying He Said Hes “Disgraced The Whole Family”

Jesuschristvevo: When You Know A Song So Well That You Can Listen To It In Your Head Without Actually Listening To It

I’m Not “Cute” Awkward. I’m “What The Hell Is Wrong With You” Awkward.

Miscellaneous Whatevers

Darkgrey-Stripes: Heeeee

L'via L'viaquez

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