corgiaddict: Loving Comfort, a Haiku by Jasper IslingtonSettled in new homeSo new, still stressful at timesMum makes it better

corgiaddict: Loving Comfort, a Haiku by Jasper IslingtonSettled in new homeSo new, still stressful at timesMum makes it better

Hey I Used To Be Uglier Believe It Or Not

Breakfastburritoe: Wwworldwide: Lets Pray For The People Going Though Their Scene Phase Right Now

Vaginaraptor: Grimrapper: Maeduh: I Swear People Get 500 Times Cuter When They Talk About What They’re Passionate About Unless Its Hitler Then It’s Only Nein Times Cuter

Thatsmoderatelyraven: Please Look At The Woman In The Purple’s Face

Eludednightmares: You’d Know Something About That Wouldn’t You Hannah Montanna

Petit-Ouji: [Aggressively Procrastinates For Three Hours On Something That Could Have Been Finished In 30 Minutes]

Queenlisasimpson: Pretty Much The Worst Thing A Guy Can Expect To Happen To Him If He Gets Drunk And Passes Out At A Party Is Getting Drawn On, Whereas Women Are Apparently Supposed To Anticipate Rape. Not To Mention How Blind Drunk Men Are “Lads”

Flawhs: I’m A Strong Believer That Not Everything You Do Needs An Explanation. If You Want A Tattoo, Get One. If You Rather Stay Home That Night, It’s Okay To Miss That Party. Don’t Forget That You’re Living For Yourself. You Don’t Owe Anyone

Kushandwizdom

Iam2460Done: This Was And Always Will Be My Crowning Achievement In Cards Against Humanity

Thelovenotebook: Love Only

Necrophilofthefuture: Shout Out To Slugs For Doing Everything A Snail Does Without A Helmet

Workoutgonewild World_of_cum