big-ricospizza: auntmarie: doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

big-ricospizza: auntmarie: doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Kaalashnikov: Luxuryofconviction: Luginub: I Just Heard A Girl Outside Yell “Parkour” Really Loudly Immediately Followed By A Dull Thud On The Ground And A Softer “Ugh” And I’m Laughing Really Hard Tragically Beautiful. Do You Live In Toronto

The-Absolute-Best-Gifs: Bonefield: I Love It When Cats Have This Reaction To Things, It’s Just Like, “Human, Explain This Bullshit.”

Asadwriter: Thoughts

Amorphousthoughts: 911, Please Send Someone To Cuddle With Me Asap Because I’m Lonely And Want To Snuggle :’(

Krustallos: Fluffyismyname: If We Were In A Relationship, I Won’t Say “I Love You” Till I Actually Do Love You. That’s Because I Want “I Love You” To Have A Real Meaning. Not Have It Thrown Around. When I Do Really Love You, I’ll Look

Mrcraabs: I Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night Because I Thought Of A Text Post So I Drafted It Half Asleep And All It Says Is ‘Scooby Doo 25 To Life’ I Dont Understand Myself

Tiredestprincess: Zamotdredhart: Tiredestprincess: I Just Remembered Dudes Can’t Have Multiple Consecutive Orgasms Ohhjhhh My G Od Hahahahhkdfhah Well Girls Have Periods So I Think Y’all Deserve All The Orgasms You Want That’s….Really Sweet…

Thegoldpiilot: Michaxl: Vvankinq: I’m About To Eat This Whole Family Of Chocolate People Muhahahahaupdate:they’ve Cottoned On To My Intentions And Are Trying To Escape!Run For Your Lives Oh No You Don’t.mmmmmmm Choklit Peepol

Truelifequote: Stay Positive

Cricsyxo: Divinedorothy: Egotastical: Divinedorothy: Bisexual People Aren’t More Likely To Cheat In Relationships But We Are More Likely To Cheat At Cards, While Lesbians Are Most Likely To Cheat At Jenga, And Genderqueer People Often Cheat At Mario

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Rehurt: Omg This Is Not Happening

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