dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

Are You Or Are You Not Hip To My Jive?

Corgisandboobs: Oliver James And Neville Shortbottom Wish Dixie The Happiest Of Birthdays! Neville. Shortbottom.

Hailthekings: Hailthekings: My Mom Asked What The D Was And I Told Her Doritos And She Just Told Her Boyfriend That She Wants The D And I Just Update: He Told Her The Truth

I’m Showing This To Everybody

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Jazzattackk: Tastefullyoffensive: America As Seen By An Australian. Australia As Seen By An American.

Catasters: &Amp;Ldquo;Ok, I’m Scared Of Dinosaurs…&Amp;Rdquo; Photo Via Imgur

Slytheringsnake: My Sister Just Tried To Ask Me If I Wanted To Go To Bed But Instead It Came Out “Do You Need To Use The Sleep?” And Then She Just Kinda Looked Really Horrified At Herself And Whispered &Amp;Ldquo;Maybe I Need To Use The Sleep&Amp;Rdquo;

Gettingahealthybody: Traffic Light Tomatoes Sandwich.

Lapfoxs: Lapfoxs: Catching Someone Eating Someone That Belongs To You Fuck I Meant Something Not Someone This Is Not A Cannibal Post

H0Llo: What If You Looked As Good As Your Best Selfie All The Time Wouldnt That Be Wonderful

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