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Greydelisle: I Thought Pitbull’s First Name Was “Featuring”.

Akanedee: If You Ever Call Me Annoying, Even If It’s Just Jokingly, The Chances Of Me Ever Speaking To You Again Are Slim To None Because I’ll Be So Afraid That Every Little Word Or Sound That Comes Out Of My Mouth Will Aggravate You And Make You

Dirtsbag: If You’re Protective And Tall And Sweet And Cute And Smell Good And Give Good Hugs Then I Want To Date You

The-Trojangirl: Badgerdash-Cumberquat: Idontseehowthatsapartystark: Thebabbagepatch: Hereghostyghosty: Jordaamn: Johnstridur: Adriofthedead: Thesunmaid: Parents Making Sex Jokes Grandparents Making Sex Jokes Nine-Year-Olds Making Sex Jokes

Makoraider: Vocaroo: What Are They Selling Chocolate

Bongfucker: I Wonder How I’m Gonna Die. Will I Be Shot Because They’re Jealous Of My Massive Penis? Car Crash Because I’m Distracted By My Massive Penis? Die Of Old Age, I Have A Massive Penis

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Speedwalking: Have You Ever Met Someone Who Is Like The Human Version Of Period Cramps

Ibnuprofen: My Sweatpants Are Ashamed Of Their Heritage

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Coca-Koala: It’s So Sad That Some Of The Loveliest And Kindest People Dislike Themselves A Lot

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