eleanorthecorgi: I was a bad mommy and forgot to take Eleanor’s one year old pics on the stairs so I decided to do them tonight.

eleanorthecorgi: I was a bad mommy and forgot to take Eleanor’s one year old pics on the stairs so I decided to do them tonight.

Miseraboolia: Did I Ever Tell You Guys About The Time I Asked The Waiter At Pei Wei For A Couple Fortune Cookies And He Grabbed Two Handfuls And Ran Over And Shoved Them In My Bag And Whispered “Run”

Are You Or Are You Not Hip To My Jive?

Honest Hour. Nothing Will Be Deleted. Just Come And Ask.

Catasters: &Amp;Ldquo;I Love Your Belly!!&Amp;Rdquo; Photo Via Imgur

Sense &Amp; Sensitivity.

Animalics: Our First Child Was Born Last Saturday, We Were A Bit Worried How The Dog Would React When We Got Home. Needless To Say, She Digs Him. This Is Soo Cute.

Metabolistic: Poopflow: A Sex Position Called The Gatsby Where You Stare Longingly At Your Partner From A Distance Probably The Only Sex Position I’ll Be Getting Into Anytime Soon.

Healthoverhatred: Feeling Awful Stressed Af About This Exam But….At Least I Took A Shower And Can Sleep Stress Free In Approximately 12 Hours. Word. But Approximately 25 Hours For Me &Amp;Gt;.&Amp;Lt; (Not Including Other Classes After)

Queenoffitblr: I Love My Body At Its Worst. I Love My Body At Its Best. I Love My Body When I Have A Cute Food Baby. I Love My Body When My Stomach Is Flat. I Love My Body When I Just Ate Cheesecake. I Love My Body When I Ate An Apple, Too. I Love My

Sextposts: Fiendofspace: Geometricdeathtrap: Brings Plastic Knife To A Gang Fight Brittle, Cheap Plastic Knives Are Actually Pretty Great Weapons If You File The End Down To A Point, You Can Stab Someone And Then Torque Your Wrist To Shatter The

Robertcarlyle: You Paint Me Into The Memory Of All Your Pain, But I Will Not Be Drawn Into The Past Again.

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