captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

Ohnoproblems: [Very Small Voice] Blebpt

Bowsandmoccasins: It’s A Coed Business Fraternity… Duh #Akpsi

Cristinayangst-Deactivated20161: Were You Scared Of Jason [Momoa] When You First Met Him? Definitely. When He First Met Me, He Basically Rugby-Tackled Me To The Ground And Went, “Wifey!”

Monstergagaholic: He Is So Underrated Omg

Drop A &Quot;If I Were Dating You...&Quot; In My Ask. Anon Or Not.

Loveisaboutrust: Sometimes You Need A Tall Cute Boy To Cuddle You In Bed With His Hand Up Your Shirt

Hereforpizza: Accioharo: Surlelac: #There Are Films About Dogs #And Books About Dogs #And Entire Television Series About Dogs #And Not A One Of Them Will Ever Explain Dogs #As Well As This One Scene In This One Kids Movie That Is Not Even Strictly

Deargodidontfeelalive: I May Not Go Down In History But I’ll Go Down On You

The-Fandoms-Are-Merry: Artemisfowls: How To Channel Your Inner Hobbit You Can Watch Him Physically Get Less Angry As A Person

Love-Health-Workout: Healthy Frozen Yogurt Blueberry Snacks Guys Look. They’re Ready! I Already Ate Like A Million Of Them, They Are D-E-Licious! Recipe You Need: Blueberries Greek Yogurt (If You Want, You Can Add Honey Or Stevia) Skewers Or Toothpicks

Buttgenie: I Just Picked Up The Phone Because My School Was Calling And It’s Always A Recording But It Was My Vice Principal’s Voice Talking About How School Starts Tomorrow And I Grunted Really Loud And Screamed “Nooooo” And He Said “Excuse

Happyvibes-Healthylives: One Pot Vegan Pasta