metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING

metalliccolouredtitan: deep breath THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING

I Just Like A Lot Of Things

Republicannibal: Piertotum-Locomottor: Cuteleesi: Kingbard: Cuteleesi: Kingbard: Water-Music: Enjoying Some Dark Chocolate Almond Milk In My Favorite Cup Before Work It’s The Cutest Cup :3 I See Your Cat Cup And Raise You A Cat Bowl Your

Feistypantsanna: Since I Have Been Fangirling So Much Over Frozen Recently, My Mom Decided To Give Me My 16Th Birthday Present 3 Months Early. This Snowflake Was Given To Her From The Girl Who Had Bullied Her From The Age Of 6. On My Mom’s Sixteenth

Insane Corgi

Derpaderper: Ive Been Informed That Huskies Aren’t Dogs And Its True Thay Are Nerds

The Corgi Army Ascends. They Demand Bbq. [Source] [H/T: Fenrisandrockythevallhunds]

Pleatedjeans: Via

Pizza ✌

Bananasandkale: Sweatyeah: There’s A Girl In My Gym Who Always Wears Makeup, And Two Guys Were Talking About Her, And One Of Them Said “What A Stupid Bitch, Why Would Anyone Wear Makeup To Workout?” And She Looked Him Dead In The Eye And Said

Breadstiks: It’s Physically Impossible To Fit Words Into A Venn Diagram

Immigrantstories: Barf-Monster: Ellaminnowpea: Yes. Margaret Oenpelli From The Barunga Community. (It Is Important To Keep Her Name With Her Image) Thank You.

Blondesquats: Gasolinefamily: He Comes To Cuddle Every Single Morning. Omfg 😍

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