I am a karmavore

I am a karmavore

Mensrightsactivist: My Mom Refused To Buy Me Ice Cream Because She Said We Need To Go On A Diet But She Just Walked In On Me Making A Chocolate Milkshake Out Of Ice And Cocoa Powder And I Saw It. I Saw The Fear In Her Eyes. Im Adapting And She Knows

Alltheseprettypieces: I Think I’d Get More Second Dates If I Quit Rapping Badly In The Car When Driving And Stopped Asking Them If They Have Mentally Prepared Themselves For The Possibility Of Naming Our Future Pets And/Or Children After Disney Villains.

Paradisdesbilles: The Bro Nod

Inhale Peace. Exhale Joy.

Clever Title

Skindeeptales: Valentina Ryabova

I Am Prada, You Are Nada

Sometimes-Cats: Bohemian Rhapsody Is No One’s Favorite Song, But Also Everyone’s Favorite Song. Like, When Someone Asks What Your Favorite Song Is You Never Say Bohemian Rhapsody But When It Starts Playing On The Radio I Am Pretty Sure You Crank

Adroitness

13Thmoon: I Would Take Naps In Forests Every Day If Bugs Didnt Exist

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C1Tylight5: Curiosity (By Anjabroto)

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