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alltheseprettypieces: I think I’d get more second dates if I quit rapping badly in the car when driving and stopped asking them if they have mentally prepared themselves for the possibility of naming our future pets and/or children after Disney villains.

alltheseprettypieces: I think I’d get more second dates if I quit rapping badly in the car when driving and stopped asking them if they have mentally prepared themselves for the possibility of naming our future pets and/or children after Disney villains.

alltheseprettypieces:  I think I’d get more second dates if I quit rapping badly

alltheseprettypieces:  I think I’d get more second dates if I quit rapping badly

Paradisdesbilles: The Bro Nod

Paradisdesbilles:  The Bro Nod

Inhale Peace. Exhale Joy.

Inhale Peace. Exhale Joy.

Clever Title

Clever Title

Skindeeptales: Valentina Ryabova

Skindeeptales:  Valentina Ryabova

I Am Prada, You Are Nada

I Am Prada, You Are Nada

Sometimes-Cats: Bohemian Rhapsody Is No One’s Favorite Song, But Also Everyone’s Favorite Song. Like, When Someone Asks What Your Favorite Song Is You Never Say Bohemian Rhapsody But When It Starts Playing On The Radio I Am Pretty Sure You Crank

Sometimes-Cats:  Bohemian Rhapsody Is No One’s Favorite Song, But Also Everyone’s

Adroitness

Adroitness

13Thmoon: I Would Take Naps In Forests Every Day If Bugs Didnt Exist 

13Thmoon:  I Would Take Naps In Forests Every Day If Bugs Didnt Exist 

Repeals: -

Repeals:  -

C1Tylight5: Curiosity (By Anjabroto)

C1Tylight5:  Curiosity (By Anjabroto)

Bare.

Bare.

Visambros: Tiredestprincess: Zamotdredhart: Tiredestprincess: I Just Remembered People With Penises Can’t Have Multiple Consecutive Orgasms Ohhjhhh My G Od Hahahahhkdfhah Well People With Vaginas Have Periods So I Think Y’all Deserve All The

Visambros:  Tiredestprincess:  Zamotdredhart:  Tiredestprincess:  I Just Remembered

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