weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

Planetfuckingjupiter: New Olympic Sport: The Contestants Must Sit On Their Legs Until They Fall Asleep And Then Run Down A Flight Of Stairs

Gingeyy

Instagrarn: Reblogs From Someone Else Bc I Don’t Like You

Handsomedogs: This Is My Sweetheart Honey.she’s A Silly Pitbull/Boxer Mix.

Cokeflow: Asshairs: People Still Listen To Owl City Haaaaaaaha Someone Obviously Doesn’t Get 1,000 Hugs From 10,000 Lightning Bugs Lmao

Youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie: Luminoxxie: Haanigram: The Last Episode Of Futurama 1999 - 2013 Gross Sobbing Don’t Touch Me But The Best Part Is When They First Aired The Finale They Played The Very First Episode Immediately After

Doctorsherlockter: Robonami: Ludicrouscupcake: Sleepwalkerindreamersclothing: Malt-Tango: Did-You-Kno: Source Reblogging For Reference For When I Build My Supervillain Lair Care To Share What The Company Is Need Ho My God The Company Is Creative

Chapter 3.0

Just-Relatable: Relatable Posts Daily?

420-247: Chanted: I Hate It When You Are Having A Bad Day And Everyone Takes It Personally, Like No I Hate Myself, Not You. Get The Fuck Over Yourself. Wow I’m Actually So Glad This Post Has Been Made

As-Seen-On-Disney: &Amp;Ldquo;Aloha!”

Awwww-Cute: Told Him To Get Off The Top Of The Car, He Did This

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