are you or are you not hip to my jive?

are you or are you not hip to my jive?

Sefangel: Darnni: Who Do You Think You Are Soothing.

Thebatteur: Once In Kindergarten A Girl Asked Me To Write “Super Girl” On Her Arm Since I Was The Only Kid Who Could Write So I Wrote “Shit” On Her Arm And I Hid Under The Table For Like 30 Minutes Then The Teacher Found Me And Yelled At Me Then

Housewifeswag: Always.

Glowpinkstah: Fuoco-Go: Gendertier: Gendertier: Gendertier: I Just Walked Into My Moms Room And There’s A Dachshund In Here We Don’t Own A Dachshund???? ???????? Okay This Dog Is So Sweet But Where Is My Mom Omfg Your Mom Has Been Turned

Codeinewarrior: Me And You And Our Dogs All Sleeping Together On Our King Sized Bed

Taskscape: Anescaperouteofoldroutine: He Was So Happy I Let Him Sit Up At The Bench Like A Real Boy. That Dog Makes Me Life

Churchvan: If Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Worship Your Butt Then He’s A Lame And I’m Very Sorry You Have To Deal With That

It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight

Devils-In-My-Head: Marnla: Killing It Me At Da Club

Fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos: Phoebe Dykstra

Lalondes: It’s Not Bad Or Selfish Or Wrong To Desire Attention And Love When You Are Feeling Ill And Upset. Sometimes, You Need Other People To Keep You Afloat. That’s Okay. You Are Not A Burden. Being Needy Is Not A Bad Thing. You Deserve To Be

Lukehemmingssmut: This Really Cute Customer Came In Today And I Asked Him How He Was Paying And He Said ‘Hasta La Visa Baby’ And Then He Blushed And Cleared His Throat And Was Like ‘Um.. Visa Please’ And I Kinda Wanna Marry Him

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