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Chapter 3.0

Clannyphantom: You’re All A Lot Hotter Than You Think

Whenever A Loose Joint Gives Way

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Runneraddict: Does Anyone Else Have That Problem Where You Wore The Perfect Outfit Yesterday And Now Every Other Outfit Feels Inadequate?

Ratmother: One Time I Was Laughing With My Sister And I Said Haha Hokey Pokey Is Kinda Like Sex. In Out In Out Shake It All About. And She Just Looked At Me Dead In The Eyes And ‘You Put Your Right Leg In’

Iswearimnotnaked: Today I Made A Twitter Account For A Bagel But I Got Too Excited And Started Favoriting All The Tweets Containing The World “Bagel” So Twitter Suspended Me And I Didn’t Know What To Do So I Sent Them This Email And They Unsuspended

Last-Snowfall: Yeah Cats Totally Only Like Us For Food And Have No Emotional Dependency At All.

Peetababy: My Boyfriend Just Changed The Game In 140 Characters Or Less

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T0Tally-Pers0Nal: Let’s “Cuddle” And When I Say Cuddle I Mean Aggressively Makeout And Grab Me Everywhere

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