ratmother: one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

ratmother: one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’

Iswearimnotnaked: Today I Made A Twitter Account For A Bagel But I Got Too Excited And Started Favoriting All The Tweets Containing The World “Bagel” So Twitter Suspended Me And I Didn’t Know What To Do So I Sent Them This Email And They Unsuspended

Last-Snowfall: Yeah Cats Totally Only Like Us For Food And Have No Emotional Dependency At All.

Peetababy: My Boyfriend Just Changed The Game In 140 Characters Or Less

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Keepmywhiskeyneat: Pickkled-Ginger: Life-Of-Planet-Earth: Vine Snake It Looks Like A Judgmental Shoelace. &Amp;Ldquo;Hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss Shirt Looks Stupid&Amp;Rdquo;

T0Tally-Pers0Nal: Let’s “Cuddle” And When I Say Cuddle I Mean Aggressively Makeout And Grab Me Everywhere

Awwww-Cute: Told Him To Get Off The Top Of The Car, He Did This

Trugazi: Can’t Wait To Own Dogs With U

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Johnhogandlittlemartin: I Am Flower Child Now. Get Over It, Mom.

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