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liftlikebrittany: the-unstoppable-juggernaut: periwinklebleu: period panties god damnit Omg

Damianimated: One Time Working At Disney World This Guy Came Up To Me Saying That Two Men Were Being “Feminine” In The Restroom And I Thought That Was Code For Them Fuckin And Then I Went In To Ask Them To Stop And There Were Just Two Dudes Putting

Funny-O-Saurus: When You Find Something Amusing And Can’t Stop.

Kittykatstark: #Who Are You #You Are White Like A Cat #You Are About The Size Of A Cat #But You Do Not Smell Like A Cat #You Smell Like Vegetables #Not Like The Blood Of Your Enemies

Boodlicious: Forcing Your Pets To Spend Time With You By Closing The Door

Dioburandou: Daemontool: Remember This Show Where This One Dude Had To Guess What Is He Smelling And He Put His Nose Into Someones Asshole And Went “Smells Like Ass” And The Commentator Went “Correct” And This Dude Did The Funniest Expression

Iammagicitself: # Still The Best Moment In A Tv Show Ever

Heldersangel: Female Orgasms Are So Much Stronger Than Men’s Orgasms Wow Must Be Boring Having A Penis

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Life Is Too Short To Not Eat Her Out Till She Shaking.

Siddharthasmama: Wow, Look How Easy That Was.

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