machetecorgez: Corgiween is coming and Machete still has a lot of costume choices. What should he be?

machetecorgez: Corgiween is coming and Machete still has a lot of costume choices. What should he be?

What All The Other Boys All Promised.

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Fartgallery: Chesterloaf: Fartgallery: I Donate Blood In The Hopes That My Blood Will Overpower Theirs And Take Control Of Their Body So I Will Gain Another Vessel To Use As My Own Why Am I Reblogging This? It Appears My Blood Has Been Successful

Steel-Magn0Lia: Training At Home Today Since John Won’t Be Home Till This Afternoon. Thankful We Have A Home Gym.

Oknope: Notenoughsockmonkeys: So My Parents Bought Me This Thing Called The Selfie Stick And Pretty Much You Attach Your Phone To The Stick And You Can Take Pictures Using The Little Clicker Thing. So Instead Of Taking Photos Like This: I Can Take

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Chapter 3.0

Barbellsandbiology: Barbellsandbiology: A Bunch Of New Followers Is A Good Excuse For A Selfie… Hey Guys! I Don’t Have A Boyfriend Anymore, But I Still Have A Cute Lil Smile.

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Spooky-Scary-Feminist: Pansysky: Spookytox: Reaill: Grimfemme: I Just Wanted To Eat Breakfast ;( Welp Now We Know The Distinction Between The Two Have….Have People…Not Eaten Shredded Wheat Before? The Regular Sized Ones? You Put It In A Bowl

Supernatural-Tardis: I Had A Crush On This Guy And I Decided To Pull A Pavlov On Him By Offering Him Whenever I Saw Him This Brand Of Candy He Seemed To Really Like And After A While Whenever He Saw Me He Got Excited For A Second Then You Could See