corgnelius: Mutually beneficial sleeping arrangement- he gets to use my head as a pillow. I get to be used as a pillow (by a corgi!!) #WinWin

corgnelius: Mutually beneficial sleeping arrangement- he gets to use my head as a pillow. I get to be used as a pillow (by a corgi!!) #WinWin

Do Work Son!

Bvbyblush: I Neeeeed

Kick The Chair For Me.

Intensional: When You Finally Win A Long Argument

Ffs

A Guide To Terminology As Used By Western Males Of The Species

Glocktary: Thoracs:

Vogue-Pussyxo: Twitter.com/Xyyxo

Life Moves Pretty Fast

Osbornbrat: If You Find Someone That Attempted Suicide With Pills, Fill A Glass Of Water With Salt And Force It Into Them. They Will Empty Their Stomach. Talk To Them, Keep Them Awake. If Possible, Make Them Walk Using You As A Crutch. This Information

Worldofthecutestcuties: My Cats Are Extremely Skeptical Of The Water Fountain I Bought For Them

The Queen

SheMakesHerSuck She_squats