filipcool: bybyeblackbird: Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking p r o u d he is of that fact i waited for this forever

filipcool: bybyeblackbird: Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking p r o u d he is of that fact i waited for this forever

Thomasbngalter: I Used To Think Tumblr Ruined My Sense Of Humor But Actually It Improved Since I No Longer Laugh At Racist And Sexist Shit And Instead Laugh At ‘Egg’

Urbancatfitters: Me: [Facedown On The Floor] Listen Everything Is Totally Fine

Thelovenotebook: Pizza After Sex?

Carleecochina: Wedding Day Goals

We Are Sick And We Are Tired.

Vegasthecorgi: ❤❤❤

Ihaveabigcock-Pit: How Much Are We Talking Here

I Will Talk About Sex Openly As Much As I Want Cause I Think The World Has Enough People Telling Women To Shut Up About Sex Meanwhile Guys Are Pretending To Fuck My Ass When Im In Line At Tim Hortons So Yah Ladies Please Talk About Sex Till Ur Mouth

Leo-Arcana: Snoopdad: &Amp;Ldquo;You Still There, Bruh?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah, I’m Still Here.&Amp;Rdquo; Fun Fact: That’s Actually Why Otters Hold Hands/Paws While Sleeping

Peruvian&Amp;Ndash;Goddess: Gingeyy: Peruvian—Goddess: Gingeyy: Peruvian—Goddess: I Need Cuddles. Same :( Let’s Cuddle You Look Like You Give Amazing Cuddles I’m So Small I Am The Little Spoon Tho :3 Okay! I Love Being The Big Spoon :3 Let’s

Saidsophie: Skittle-Happy-Matt: Goonpunch: Thesteven1: #Read To Filth By The Queen Of England. The Queen Has Reached Dangerous Levels Of Sass Gays Save The Queen Omg

For Those Going On Internet Blind Dates (Or Just Traveling Somewhere Alone)

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