moshsquats: stopmakingexcuses-startdoing: missmayadenise: bishopmyles: anothercleverjedimindtrick: Racism in its PUREST form. My favorite thing about this was Lamont’s response. “As do you.You know, you actually look like a cocaine user.”

moshsquats: stopmakingexcuses-startdoing: missmayadenise: bishopmyles: anothercleverjedimindtrick: Racism in its PUREST form. My favorite thing about this was Lamont’s response. “As do you.You know, you actually look like a cocaine user.”

Shes-X-Mine: Hitlerhatedflannel: Pardonmewhileipanic: Dogapult: Today Papa John’s Called My Starbucks And They Were Like “Are U Guys Interested In A Trade” And Five Frappuccinos Later They Gave Us Two Large Pizzas And A Large Order Of Cheesy

Gingeyy

Lightspeedsound: The Only Reason This Did Not End In A Horrifying Accident Is Because It Is Jimmy Fallon And Emma Watson.

Catman-Thaires: If Someone Is Taken And You Keep Hitting On Them You’re A Piece Of Shit. If You’re Taken And You Hit On Someone Else You’re A Piece Of Shit. If You Have Side Guys/Chicks You’re A Piece Of Shit. Don’t Cheat On Your Partners

Officialwhitegirls: Beardedhockeyguy: Superbrybread: Rebe83: Saviorownsoul: Freaksovergreeks: Why Do Boys Always Need O Know Ur Bra Size?? Like U Gonna Jerk It To 38B?? Do U Even Know What That Means?? I Could Say 6P And Theyd Probably Cum Give

Isaias

Fullmetal-Dipshit: Lethal

Ibilateral: This Little Shit

A Relationship Should Not Drain You.

Into The Dreamscape

Uncoolghoul: Do You Ever Get Told You’re Really Attractive And Start To Think Maybe You’re More Attractive Than You Think But Then You See A Picture Of Yourself Someone Else Took And You Like Oooh Shit I’m Worse Than I Thought

Slapdancing: Date Me Now, I Will Get Hot, Im An Investment

CumInTheAir CumKiss