iiiarclight: give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight: give em the ol razzle dazzle

Feliscanis: Don’t Tell My Pets To Shut Up. Only I Can Tell My Pets To Shut Up. You Shut Up.

Feminismandfitness: Hooray For Rest Day! [#Jolanka #Blackcat #Blackcatsofinstagram #Furbaby #Furchild]

Antiquissimablack: Holdthebones: Whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor: Deathpup: What Happens If U Put A Werewolf On The Moon Is A Great Question Probably The Best Question Ever Asked He’ll Explode And Die Because There’s No Oxygen On The Moon We Never

Itsjust-Insanity:Moans When Im Stretching To Let All The Boys Get A Taste Of What It Is Like To Fuck Me

Thelovenotebook: Good Vibes Here

Burgrs: Did You Know: When U Knock On Someone’s Bedroom Door Ur Not Supposed To Open The Door Right After U Knock What Kind Of Warning Is That If Im In The Nude Im Not Giong To Be Able To Put Clothes On In 0.2 Seconds U Piece Of Shit Wait Until I Say

How-I-Superwholocked-Your-Mother: Whoreowinchester: Thebrigadier: Diicaprios-Deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9X12 #The Awkward Moment When Someone Is Literally Too Chill To Punk #’Relax’ Dear God Relax I Speak Bear

Be All You Can Be

Proudtortoise: Erraticartist: Cupsnake: You Know What The Green Heron Is Basically The Best Heron Because It Is Like 90% Neck So When It Is All Folded Down It Looks Like A Giant Head With Wings And Legs But Then Suddenly Zoop Fucking Green Herrons

Chraystmaseve: Omgoswin: Kylesbogusjourney: Female Privilege Is Getting To Claim A Headache To Avoid Sex. Female Oppression Is Having To Claim Physical Illness To Avoid Sex Because Men Won’t Take A Simple Fucking “No” For An Answer. Female Oppression

Girlgettingfit: Celibacy: In The Middle Of Sex He Stopped To Tell Me That He Loved Me, Then He Slapped My Ass And Said “Back To Business.” I’m Going To Marry Him. Goals

Stunningpicture: This Is My Dog Bentley. He Died Two Days Ago After We Got Into A Wreck And He Got Struck By A Car After Getting Ejected, Getting Up And Trying To Come Find Me. He Was The Greatest Dog That Ever Lived So I Just Wanted To Share My Favorite

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