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vinegod: How to keep your best friend from getting a girlfriend 👬 by Matt Cutshall

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Deathbydeadlifts:google Cuts Me Deep When All I Was Looking For Was A Laugh

Ezekiel-Was-Calm-And-Quiet: Ruschiae: A List Of Sounds High Heels Clacking On The Marble Tiles Of A Church A Soda Can Being Opened A Plastic-Covered Library Book Being Pressed Flat, Crunching The Binding A Marble Rolling On A Wooden Floor Wood Popping

Neolesbianism: I Love How Straight Ppl Make Jokes About Women Who Are Good At Stuff By Calling Them A Lesbian. Like She Lifts Weights? Lesbian. She’s Funny? Lesbian. All You’re Doin Is Making It Look Like We Lesbians Are Good At Everything And We

Ironychan: Public Service Announcement: When You Treat Retail Employees Like Shit, You Become An Instant Joke. You Are The Story They Tell Over Coffee To Make Their Friends And Family Laugh At The Idiot. You Are The Person They Mimic In A Squeaky Voice.

Its-Hard-Out-Here-For-A-Sith: I Don’t Wish To Alarm You, But On July 31 Of This Year, Harry Potter Ceases To Be One Of The Most Sought After Consumers In The World, As He Exits The Critical 18-34 Demographic. Sorry, Harry…No One Will Care What You

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