brassy: when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

brassy: when my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

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Keepongaming: Last Year I Was Eating In A Fancy, Large Restaurant When I Began To Hear A Rumble And The Distant Sound Of People Chanting ‘Potassium, Potassium’ And Suddenly Hundreds Of People Dressed As Bananas Flood This Restaurant Chanting Potassium

Hotaliens:Tips Mic Thank You For Joining Me This Evening. This Song Is Called, I Never Express My Feelings So This Is What It’s Like Inside Of Me. Screams For 12 Hours

We Are Sick And We Are Tired.

Fragilegifts:i Really Need To Remember That Not Every Day Is Going To Be Perfect And Sometimes There Are Bad Days, But One Bad Day, Or Even A Few, Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Making Progress. Sometimes The Most Growth Happens On The Days That Are The Hardest.

Theperksofshuttingthefuckup:i Remember Once I Was Walking To Class Near This Group Of Guys And One Of Them Saw His Girlfriend And One Of His Friends Was Like “C’mon Man Bros Before Hoes” And The Guy Looked Him Dead In The Eye And Said “She’s

We Are Sick And We Are Tired.

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Losinginches:#Headstand

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