livingabovetherest: I just really want a puppy, an apartment in a city, and someone who wants to share their life with me and only me.

livingabovetherest: I just really want a puppy, an apartment in a city, and someone who wants to share their life with me and only me.

Semper Ad Meliora

Gravegrohl:quit Being Rude I Made You Cum

Willurl:willurl:when Your Child Comes To You And Says “This Is Something That Makes Me Uncomfortable And Unhappy And Makes Me Not Want To Spend Time With You” And You Respond With A 20 Minute Speech That Boils Down To “Deal With It Because Life

Putthatazztowork: Reps-Recovery-And-Riesling: Blondesquats: Omfg I Would Do Heinous Things To This Holy Fuck

Lmao

Bebopthecorgi:when Your Human Talks Too Much And You Can’t Take It Anymore.

Iraffiruse: Some People Might Feel Sorry For Themselves In This Situation Puppy Don’t Care Puppy’s Got Stuff To Do Puppy’s Got Places To Be Puppy’s Got People To Bark At And Things To Sniff.

Minim-Calibre:mormonstrous:theshrikeabyssal: Squiddly—Diddly: Now That Gay Marriage Is Legal In Nevada Does That Mean Drunk Straight Dudes In Las Vegas Can Accidentally Get Married. #’Accidentally’#’Suppose We Have To Spend The Rest Of Our Lives

Hatchet-Ears: Weloveshortvideos:roosters Be Like…Unmute This Shit. Now.

Humor Related

Republicanidiots: Ragingbitchfest:ppaction:here’s Presidential Candidate And Extreme Reproductive Rights Opponent Rand Paul, Mansplaining To A Female Reporter — Again.via Mic He Shushes Her. He Fucking Shushes Her. He’s Playing To His Base

Kushandwizdom

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