no-oscar-dicaprio: falogabr713:Things could be worseYour parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river At first I was like WHAT and then I got it

no-oscar-dicaprio: falogabr713:Things could be worseYour parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river At first I was like WHAT and then I got it

Slaps My Own Ass Damn Bitch You Thick As Hell

Valeria2067: Fandomsandfeminism: Genderqueerarinhanson: Kittyspellbound: Is This Real 😱👏 It Is ….This Is Real. God Damn. Hey, Mr. &Amp;Amp; Mrs. Alcorn: The Flipping Vice President Of The United States Just Publicly Recognized Your Daughter

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Cute-Overload: She Crawls Half Way Into My Lap Whenever I’m At The Table. Not For Food, Just To Cuddle.http://Cute-Overload.tumblr.com Source: Http://Imgur.com/R/Aww/Wzwslov

Teslacardi: Sometimes Mom Likes To Hang Out With Me So I Will Eat My Food. And Then Sometimes She Is Weird About It

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

Tormentedfantasy:caleia:sometimes Im Really Excited About Things And I Want To Tell Everyone But Then I Remember Nobody Cares And I Just Sit There Liketo Tell Or Not To Tell This Is Me On So Many Levels.

Suzysils: I Think I’m Going To Write A Book Called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

Professorsparklepants:tuesdayisfordancing:ozymandias271:“Our Teeth And Ambitions Are Bared” Is A Zeugmaand It’s A Zeugma Where One Of The Words Is Literal And One Is Metaphorical Which Is The Best Kind I Didn’t Know About Zeugmas Until Just Now!

Awwww-Cute: My Mom: “If You Guys Aren’t Busy Tomorrow Morning We’re Taking Grayson To An Easter Egg Hunt And He’s Getting His Picture With The Easter Bunny!” Grayson Is Our Family Dog (Source: Http://Ift.tt/1Gzscl5)

Bead-Bead: Ohaiitsarielle: Novakian: Rhett-The-Jet: The Next Time There’s An Awkward Silence, Try Whispering, “Did You Forget Your Line?” #Or When You Can’t Think Of Anything To Say Sigh Dramatically And Yell Line I Adore This.

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