teslacardi: Sometimes mom likes to hang out with me so i will eat my food. And then sometimes she is weird about it

teslacardi: Sometimes mom likes to hang out with me so i will eat my food. And then sometimes she is weird about it

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

Tormentedfantasy:caleia:sometimes Im Really Excited About Things And I Want To Tell Everyone But Then I Remember Nobody Cares And I Just Sit There Liketo Tell Or Not To Tell This Is Me On So Many Levels.

Suzysils: I Think I’m Going To Write A Book Called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

Professorsparklepants:tuesdayisfordancing:ozymandias271:“Our Teeth And Ambitions Are Bared” Is A Zeugmaand It’s A Zeugma Where One Of The Words Is Literal And One Is Metaphorical Which Is The Best Kind I Didn’t Know About Zeugmas Until Just Now!

Awwww-Cute: My Mom: “If You Guys Aren’t Busy Tomorrow Morning We’re Taking Grayson To An Easter Egg Hunt And He’s Getting His Picture With The Easter Bunny!” Grayson Is Our Family Dog (Source: Http://Ift.tt/1Gzscl5)

Bead-Bead: Ohaiitsarielle: Novakian: Rhett-The-Jet: The Next Time There’s An Awkward Silence, Try Whispering, “Did You Forget Your Line?” #Or When You Can’t Think Of Anything To Say Sigh Dramatically And Yell Line I Adore This.

Did You Know That Bashing My Music Taste Increases Your Chances Of Changing My Opinion By 0%

I-Dontknow-Ok: Kingofhispaniola: Mindinthecloudsss: Yoobelle:wolftyla: That Moment When You Think You’re Just Bumpin’ Some @Laflare1017 And Your Dog Starts Humping You… 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Lmfao! Her Reaction As Soon

Highkeygay: …..Me

Weepingdildo: I Want A Relationship That’s Just Like Super Cool Friendship With Like Kissing

Did You See The Flares In The Sky?

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