sociologyandlifting: If someone is offended by your joke, you truly aren’t funny. You’re just a massive rotten dick. “There’s always going to be someone who gets offended” is not enough of a justification for the shit spewing out of your mouth.

sociologyandlifting: If someone is offended by your joke, you truly aren’t funny. You’re just a massive rotten dick. “There’s always going to be someone who gets offended” is not enough of a justification for the shit spewing out of your mouth.

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Pushing Myself To Be Better Than Before

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Jazeth: I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend

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