When someone at the gym warns me that I will get bulky if I lift

When someone at the gym warns me that I will get bulky if I lift

Macheteandpython: With Great Power, Comes Great Irresponsibility.

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

Dipprepines: Tumblr Should Have An Area Off To The Side That Lists How Many Of Your Followers Are Online To Let You Know When The Best Time Is To Post A Selfie

Bruhleesi: I Want To Sleep For Four Years Then Wake Up With A Degree, 6 Million Dollars, And A Chemically Balanced Brain.

Its-Just-Caroline: Awrrex: Gnarly: The Older I Get, The More I Understand Squidwards Anger You Either Die Spongebob, Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become Squidward. Oh My God.

Weloveshortvideos: When You’re Being A Faithful Man And These Hoes Tryna Bring You Down.

Vaspider: When I Was Ten Years Old, A Dog Bit The Back Of My Head. The Doctor Said, Within Earshot But Out Of Sight – He Didn’t Think I Could Hear Him – That Had The Dog’s Teeth Been A Little Longer, They Could Have Gone In Under My Skull. Hit

Just-Shower-Thoughts: In Terms Of Home Security, My Cat Is The Opposite Of A Dog. All He’s Done Is Trained Me To Disregard Strange Noises In The Middle Of The Night.

I Laugh So I Dont Cry

Natnovna: The Social Construction Of Masculinity Is So Weird To Me Like… It Causes People To Not Wanna Use Certain Kinds Of Soaps Bc These Products… Smell Too Good.

Badboshtet: Carefreeblackb0Y: She’s So Flawless This Dress And Look Put Aphrodite To Shame Tbh

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