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vaspider: When I was ten years old, a dog bit the back of my head. The doctor said, within earshot but out of sight – he didn’t think I could hear him – that had the dog’s teeth been a little longer, they could have gone in under my skull. Hit

vaspider: When I was ten years old, a dog bit the back of my head. The doctor said, within earshot but out of sight – he didn’t think I could hear him – that had the dog’s teeth been a little longer, they could have gone in under my skull. Hit

vaspider:  When I was ten years old, a dog bit the back of my head. The doctor said,

vaspider:  When I was ten years old, a dog bit the back of my head. The doctor said,

Just-Shower-Thoughts: In Terms Of Home Security, My Cat Is The Opposite Of A Dog. All He’s Done Is Trained Me To Disregard Strange Noises In The Middle Of The Night.

Just-Shower-Thoughts:  In Terms Of Home Security, My Cat Is The Opposite Of A Dog.

I Laugh So I Dont Cry

I Laugh So I Dont Cry

Natnovna: The Social Construction Of Masculinity Is So Weird To Me Like… It Causes People To Not Wanna Use Certain Kinds Of Soaps Bc These Products… Smell Too Good.

Natnovna:  The Social Construction Of Masculinity Is So Weird To Me Like… It Causes

Badboshtet: Carefreeblackb0Y: She’s So Flawless This Dress And Look Put Aphrodite To Shame Tbh

Badboshtet:  Carefreeblackb0Y:  She’s So Flawless  This Dress And Look Put Aphrodite

Electro-Lit

Electro-Lit

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights And Put On A Horror-Movie. After A While It Won’t Feel Like You Are Alone Anymore.

Just-Shower-Thoughts:  If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights And Put On A Horror-Movie.

Heyy

Heyy

Fussyfangss: Saintgrey: 8Bitbadboy: Dark-Rose-7: #Robert Dejesus I Want One D:  So It’s Like You’re A Perfect Cosplay Of Yourself

Fussyfangss:  Saintgrey:  8Bitbadboy:  Dark-Rose-7:  #Robert Dejesus  I Want One

Hereforpizza: Accioharo: Surlelac: #There Are Films About Dogs #And Books About Dogs #And Entire Television Series About Dogs #And Not A One Of Them Will Ever Explain Dogs #As Well As This One Scene In This One Kids Movie That Is Not Even Strictly

Hereforpizza: Accioharo:  Surlelac:      #There Are Films About Dogs #And Books About

Ommanyte: I Feel That Substituting Sleep With Caffeine Is A Lot Like Drinking Unicorn Blood To Stay Immortal. You Will Have But A Half Life, A Cursed Life, From The Moment It Touches Your Lips

Ommanyte:  I Feel That Substituting Sleep With Caffeine Is A Lot Like Drinking Unicorn

Welcome To My World

Welcome To My World

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