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Just-Shower-Thoughts: On Youtube, The Video Should Be Fixed At The Top, So You Could Browse Comments/Recommendations While Watching.

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Comic Book Companies Should Have Fake Newspapers So You Can Keep Up With What’s Going On In That Comic Book Universe Without Having To Actually Read All The Comics

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Since Marijuana Is Really Just A Flower, And Legalization Is On Its Way, Cannabis Bouquets For You So Will More Than Likely Be A Thing We Do In The Future

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