validx2: When your mom gives you a $20 and then tells you she wants all of her change back

validx2: When your mom gives you a $20 and then tells you she wants all of her change back

Pattilahell: Bowlofbloodoranges: Here Are Some Photos Of Me Noticing A Wasp Nest 1St Pic : Lookin Good 2Nd Pic: Being Artsy And Looking Away (Looking At Wasp Nest) 3Rd Pic: Fully Understanding That There Is Indeed A Wasp Nest 4Th Pic: Me Being Outtie

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Hellyeahrihannafenty: This Will Be One Of The Photos That Will Be Used And Admired 30 Years From Now.

Clarknokent: When You Hear Some New Shit And Its On Point!

Wobblydash: Curvesincolor: Interviewer: “You’ve Got To Admit There Are People Who Do Wanna Kill Americans.” Mos Def: “Yeah, Some Of Them Are Called The Police.” Yooooooooooo

Tsunamiwavesurfing: Swolizard: Banananoona: Tsunamiwavesurfing: What Is Gluten? And Why Yall Want It To Be Free? A Substance Present In Cereal Grains, Especially Wheat, That Is Responsible For The Elastic Texture Of Dough. And Because The Repression

Candlesorcigarettes: Idareyoutosay: Vvankinq: Itwastoobig-Itdidntfit: Leakinginklikeblood: Lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I Did Not Know This. The Only Thing Tumblr Hasn’t Taught Me Waitresses Obviously Don’t Know The Etiquette Because

Flowing Straight From The Survival Scroll

Is Cause A Nigga Handsome And Wealthy?

Princeweeniepants: Shesavulgarwoman: Myunproductiveparadise: Behold, A 120+ Year Old Rhododendron They Rarely Grow Into Anything Larger Than A Shrub, Yet Alone A Tree! Why Does This Not Have More Notes?? Because We’re Scared

Yes, I Am A Christian.

Blackgirlsrpretty2: Soph-Okonedo: The Final Printed Issue Of Jet Magazine (June 23, 2014) :(

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