decxpitxte: Emma Roberts ( maggie ) and Jyoti Amge ( ma petite) on the set of American Horror Story Freak Show

decxpitxte: Emma Roberts ( maggie ) and Jyoti Amge ( ma petite) on the set of American Horror Story Freak Show

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