b3hold-a-lady:dion-thesocialist:world-through-blinds: dion-thesocialist: *preacher voice* When jesus pops up on your tinder, will you swipe right? YES. Get RIGHT with God! Get RIGHT with God, or get LEFT behind! You tryna get a man, but can I get

b3hold-a-lady:dion-thesocialist:world-through-blinds: dion-thesocialist: preacher voice When jesus pops up on your tinder, will you swipe right? YES. Get RIGHT with God! Get RIGHT with God, or get LEFT behind! You tryna get a man, but can I get

Some Shit I Would Do In A Relationship #3

Strivingking: Team “Question Her About All That Freaky Shit She Was Talkin Bout In Them Texts In Person And Enjoy How She Reacts” That Shit Is So Fun To Just Watch A Woman Wanna Choke The Shit Out You Just Because You Puttin Her On The Spot Lol Like

Strivingking:when Other Black People Think Just Because They Got A Lil Money That They’re Different From The Majority Of Other Black People And Try Their Best To Kiss White People Ass Need To Get 100% Checked Like You Not Different! Your Money Don’t

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Strivingking:when You’re Feeling Down And Out, Real Friends Be Like

When My Future Kids Ask How I Met Their Mother

Strivingking: When I’m Listening To A Dumb Nigga List Dumb Ass Reasons About Why He Doesn’t Like Dark-Skin Women

Strivingking: I Like When A Fine Woman Can Flirt Well And Is A Challenge At The Same Time Because That Shit Is Funny But Sexy As Hell At The Same Time Like…End Of Conversation Me: But I’m Saying….Why You Leavin Me Though? :) Her: Because I Gotta

I Am Very Much Pro Black

Ayyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee: Etoilesbrillentencoreplus:my Engagement In My Vera Wang Dress A Spin For The Gods

Militantweasel:every Police Force In The World

Purplepiercedpeopleeater:commonly-Used-Penis-Jokes:one Of The Greatest Scenes In Television History By One Of The Greatest Shows In Television History.i Want To Be Louise When I Grow Up

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