overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”

overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”

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Lack-Lustin: Undergroundghosts: So My Mom Gave Me A Package That Came For Me Today And So I Opened It In Front Of Her And I Just Froze Because It’s A Fucking Ball Gag So I Just Calmly Put It Around My Neck And She Was Like “That’s Such A Cute

Mischief Managed

Wsswatson: @Mutuals, Reminder That If You Want My Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat Just Send Me An Ask!!

Kvotheunkvothe: The Return Of Dad-Stiel More Sass

Partyhardyhurley: Dangergays: #All Around Me Are Familiar Faces #Worn Out Places #Worn Out Faces Im Pissing If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It.

Lady-Tromboss: Imagine Getting Married After Many Months Of Planning, You’re Standing At The Altar With Your Significant Other In A Beautiful Room Filled With All Of Your Friends And Your Family And Every Single Person In That Room Over Age 10 Knows

Petitepixiee: Things Me And My Laptop Have In Common: Slow Difficult To Wake Up From Sleep Struggles To Complete Basic Tasks

Lastofthetimeladies: Colinfirth: Buttpower: You Never Really Know Someone Until You Play Uno With Them And The Motherfuckin Asshole Hits You With A  Draw Four #Friendship Has No Place At The Uno Table #I Swear Uno Doesn’t Seem Intense And Then

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Qthena: I Hate Saying, ‘I Like Exercising.&Amp;Rsquo; I Want To Punch People Who Say That In The Face. But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Nice Being In Shape For A Movie, Because They Basically Do It All For You. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like, &Amp;Lsquo;Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Trainer. This Is

Thesugarray: Lostdoughnut: Fuckerpunch: I Never Realize How Much I Swear Until I’m In A Situation Where I Can’t True Story: I Tried Avoiding Saying ‘Bitch’ In Front Of A Kid So My Mouth Said ‘Cunt’ Instead. Nailed It.

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