petitepixiee: things me and my laptop have in common: slow difficult to wake up from sleep struggles to complete basic tasks

petitepixiee: things me and my laptop have in common: slow difficult to wake up from sleep struggles to complete basic tasks

Lastofthetimeladies: Colinfirth: Buttpower: You Never Really Know Someone Until You Play Uno With Them And The Motherfuckin Asshole Hits You With A  Draw Four #Friendship Has No Place At The Uno Table #I Swear Uno Doesn’t Seem Intense And Then

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Qthena: I Hate Saying, ‘I Like Exercising.&Amp;Rsquo; I Want To Punch People Who Say That In The Face. But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Nice Being In Shape For A Movie, Because They Basically Do It All For You. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like, &Amp;Lsquo;Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Trainer. This Is

Thesugarray: Lostdoughnut: Fuckerpunch: I Never Realize How Much I Swear Until I’m In A Situation Where I Can’t True Story: I Tried Avoiding Saying ‘Bitch’ In Front Of A Kid So My Mouth Said ‘Cunt’ Instead. Nailed It.

Grimelords: Grimelords: I Want A Chrome Extension That Just Adds :/ To The End Of Every Cnn Headline

Strange Aesthetics

Isaiah-And-Sometimes-Madi-Strong: Abatchofcumber: Thetardiswantscasinit: Lokistoletheimpala: Can We Talk About Legolas In The Back Tho I Feel Like I Need To Rewatch The Entire Series Just Focusing On Legolas. It’s Worth It. The Best

Al-Grave:sometimes She Forgets She Left Her Tongue Out.

Runs-On-Reindeer: When My Sister Was In The Marines Some Little Shit Told Her To Make Him A Sandwich So She Went To His Boss And They Used Money From The Asshole’s Next Paycheck To Order Subs For The Entire Squadron

Wingbeifong: Rydenthatdick: This Is It. This Is The Moment I Have Waited For. Everything I Have Ever Done Has Led Up To This. My Geek Ass: Skips The Question Because Appa Wasnt A Pet He Was A Friend And An Animal Guide

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Salmineos:

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