reprisemyrole:The inevitable has occurred & it’s just as glorious as I’d hoped it would be

reprisemyrole:The inevitable has occurred & it’s just as glorious as I’d hoped it would be

Humansofnewyork: “After I Was Born, I Was The Subject Of A 45-Minute Dissertation At Columbia University. Almost All Of My Organs Were Born Externally, And Had To Be Sewn Into My Body. I Don’t Have A Belly Button— Only A Scar Where My Feeding Tube

Kittensgotclaws: Karemloo: Eatsass: Girls With Short Hair Are Hotter Than Any Boy. So Thats Why Boys Get Upset When Girls Cut Their Hair Off. Case Solved #If You Use This Argument W/ Annoying Straight Boys There Is Literally No Way They Can Win#Oh

She Told Me I’m A Narcissist Doing It Again

Next Stop: Everywhere

Glitchsea: Beneaththeforest: One Thing I’ve Learned: When People End Whatever They’re Saying With “Idk, I’m Probably Not Making Any Sense,” It Usually Means They Are Telling You Something Very Close And Personal To Them, Something That’s

Bla-Mnyaka:schoolboytroy:that “Ignoring Each Other” Game Can Turn Into A “Never Hearing From Me Again” Game Real Fastgod Bless Who Wrote This

Bartmanfredi: Hair Postremembering When Back In 2010 Virgin Records Put Out A Press Release With Some Hurricane Video Stills And For One Interminable Second We Were All, Like, ”…Wait…Whoa… Why Is Shannon Making Out With Jared???”

Did-You-Kno: The 50 Words Are: A, Am, And, Anywhere, Are, Be, Boat, Box, Car, Could, Dark, Do, Eat, Eggs, Fox, Goat, Good, Green, Ham, Here, House, I, If, In, Let, Like, May, Me, Mouse, Not, On, Or, Rain, Sam, Say, See, So, Thank, That, The, Them, There,

Jewwwitch:reblog If Ur Mom Is Smart And Beautiful

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Me At The Pet Store

Barnesrogers:barnesrogers:remember When Chris Evans Was Asked Why His Cap Is The Perfect Hero For Our Times And Samuel L. Freakin Jackson Interrupts And Says “He’s The First Lgbt Captain America!” And Chris Just Smiles Lovingly Like Hell Yeah He

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