unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"

unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"

I-Will-Call-You-Thiquesawsebawse: Vastcool: Flying-Blades: Mugenguapo: I Want Everyone To Really Know The Kind Of Person You Really Are Because You Have Everyone Else Fooled But Not Me. I Remember You Telling Me If I Ever Cheated On You, You Would

Calsgang: Im Laughing So Much I Just Got Back From Shopping And I Saw The Nerf Gun Lying Behind The Sofa And I Was So Confused, But Then I Heard Someone Laughing And It Was My Nan, She’s 80 For Christ Sake Just Look At The Concentration On Her

Astra-Lux: Iamshertimelordhunterlocked: I Asked Them To Do Something Sexy. Misha: “Ah Yes, That’s Our Specialty” Misha No

Happy Thanksgiving To My Fellow Canadians!

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Taiyadianthia: Misstaylorsaid: Ayeeitsrafael: Earthshakinlove: Singsongstardust: Aries324: My Friend From High School Got Engaged And Her Photo Is Amazing What Kind Of Next Level He Set The Bar Too High That’s It I Can’t Propose Anymore I’m

Mxcleod: Notacooltaco: He’s So Fucking Weird I Love Him.

Ameriscare: Businesshag: I Hate How Tumblr Brings Up Your Old Tags As You’re Typing A New Tag Because I Really Don’t!! Want To Remember!!! Some Of The Things I’ve Said On This Godforsaken Site!!!! Tag This Post With Your First Result You Get

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Thelostswede: October, It’s Here! What It’s Like Experiencing The Beginning Of Fall On Tumblr. Edit: I Know It’s Supposed To Be “1St”, I Just Did A Dumb. ;3

Gugsiee: I Continuously Have The Urge To Delete Every Social Network And Enjoy The Peace Of Being Disconnected

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