truelawsofnature: salty-red-mage: this was exactly what happened

truelawsofnature: salty-red-mage: this was exactly what happened

Livebloggingmydescentintomadness: Kylofinndameron: People With Uteri Are Never Gonna Have A Perfectly Flat Stomach. They’re Always Gonna Have A Little Pouch, Because That’s Where We Keep Our Bees. Once A Month The Moon Angers The Bees

Reallyreallyreallytrying: Mystic-Bullshitt: Reallyreallyreallytrying: People Say Dolphins Are Smart But There Not Smart Enough To Not Be Shity Grey Rubber Tubes Flappin About In The Gotdamn Ocean *They’re Congratulations! You Are The Piss Lord Of

One Of The Witches Of Fate

Klaviergavinwiki: Me Throughout The Year: If Only I Could Justify Buying This Thing :/ Maybe Christmas Or My Birthday. My Mom: Give Me A List Of Things You Want For Christmas/Your Birthday Me: I Have Never Wanted For Anything Ever In My Entire Life

Y I K E R S

Ohgodsabove:this Is The Most Realistic Queer Dialogue Ive Ever Seen

Animations-Daily:the Emperor’s New Groove (2000, Dir. Mark Dindal)

One Of Many.

The-Absolute-Best-Memes: Best Feeling

Magic-Owl: No-Url-Ideas-Tho: Ratracechronicler: No-Url-Ideas-Tho: Pro Tip: If You’re Making Up Names For Things Put Them Through Google Translate First Counterargument: Put The Names Through Google Translate To Purposely Name A City After A Romanian

Vampireapologist: Curface: Purkinjebastard: Purkinjebastard: Y’all I Finally Got My Meds Refilled (Fucking Walgreens) And I’m Feeling Super Inspired. I’m Gonna Bedazzle A Machete Stay Tuned Side One Done. I Use E6000 Glue So I’m Gonna Let

Galacticgoldfishart:sometimes I Save Little Gems And Forget About Them

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