incorrectxfiles:Mulder: I want to tell you a joke, but I only remember the punchline.Scully: Go ahead.Mulder: Tooth hurty.Scully: When’s the best time to go to the dentist.Mulder: You complete me.

incorrectxfiles:Mulder: I want to tell you a joke, but I only remember the punchline.Scully: Go ahead.Mulder: Tooth hurty.Scully: When’s the best time to go to the dentist.Mulder: You complete me.

Joannablanka:under A Blood Red Sky…

Anon:

Send Me “Have You Evers” And I Can Only Reply With “Yes” Or “No”

Jdgentleman: Fousheezy: Tommy1Tomlinson: An B…. Clearly He Originally Had “An A” And Then Decided That Was Asking Too Much True

Tinysaurus-Rex: Thehotgirlproject: Thevelvetpelican: I Would Like To Adopt Another Parrot Someday, But I Think It Would Be Very Strange To Adopt Something Older Than You. Parrots Can Live To Be 60+, So I Could Someday Be The Guardian Of An Animal

Thomas-Is-My-Name: Meggannn: I Swear I Stared At This For A Full Minute Not Realizing It Was Dream Daddy, All I Could Think Was That There Was Drama In The Bible Fandom There’s Been Non-Stop Drama In The Bible Fandom Since It Was Written

Bisexualgambit: Bisexualgambit: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never Forget The Time My Grandma Said That St. Patrick Didn’t Chase All The Snakes Out Of Ireland Because There Are Still Brits There Fcgvhbjnkm This Is Absolutely 100% Okay To Reblog

Surprisebitch: Ordobot: Notlostonanadventure: Fyeahegerton: Taron Egerton Being Hit On By Old, British Legends(Requested By Anonymous) Taron Is Such Daddybait He Definitely Has A Type Lol Lana Del Rey Would Be Proud

Couldn't Be Better Here, But I Miss You Anyway.

90Sjamz: This Gave Me High Expectations On What My Cardboard Box House Would Look Like Inside. I Guess I Needed A Bigger Imagination Then.

Mstresser: Ify0Ngem3Tr0Donttrusty0U: Repair-Pangolin: Okay But Cross-Stitching Is Literally Just Acoustic Pixel Art And You Can’t Convince Me Otherwise That’s The Highest Quality Version Of The I Guess Guy I’ve Ever Seen; Bravo.

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