rembrandtswife: dumbwitchdisease: *Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different *points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

rembrandtswife: dumbwitchdisease: Hades voice for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different points to winged dude That’s Thanatos, he’s the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Lyingnudieonthefloor: Badjokesbyjeff: I Called My Friend Just Now And Said, “I Have A Joke For You.” Friend: “Ok Shoot” Me: “What Has A Tiny Penis And Hangs Down?” Friend: “I Dunno What?” Me: A Bat.. Now What Has An Enormous Penis And

7Eggs: 7Eggs: When A Friend You Low Key Had Feelings For Gets In A Relationship And You’re Really Jealous And A Little Sad But Also Very Happy For Them Because Their New Partner Seems Like A Wonderful Person And They Treat Your Friend Right So They’re

Accidentallypatriotic: Hiitandsarcasm: Welcome To Monday @Lastgunfighterballad 😂

Theconcealedweapon: Alldudsnostuds: Feministism: When Entitled People Get What They Want, They Only Become More Entitled. If A Single Man Feels Entitled To A Woman Dating Him, Then If A Woman Actually Dated Him, He’d Continue To Feel Entitled.

True-King-Of-Monsters: Gaysie: Guillermo Del Toro Can Should And Must Direct An Interpretation Of Frankenstein Where The Monster Finally Experiences Tenderness And With Adam Driver As The Monster.

Bubbaskitchen:guys I Couldn’t Resist…

Concentrated-Sunshine: Postirony: Filipinawitch: Purple-Monster-Baby: Geneticcardio: Orion-Rising: Always Be Vague. Say I Think They’re In Today Or Not Until Later. If They Press Say It’s Company Policy Not To Give Out The Schedule. Most Companies

Diazrosa: Robert Sheehan And Tom Hopper Chat Nonsense On The Tube

Mszombi: Sandandglass: Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central This Is The Second Photoset Of This Comedian I’ve Seen On My Dash And I Absolutely Have To Look Her Up Because She Seems Delightful

Rayguncourtesan: Trust-Me-Im-Adoctor: Redventure: Juicyjacqulyn: Entropiaorganizada: Hookteeth: Hethatcures: This Legitimately Upsets Me. … Y’see, Now, Y’see, I’m Looking At This, Thinking, Squares Fit Together Better Than Circles, So,

Tiny-Septic-Box-Sam: Bornlucky: Bonus: I’ve Never Seen This With The Update And It Makes It So Much Funnier

Millennial-Review:

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