kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken

kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken

Guruofawesomeness: Kookoo-Nut: Heartamantium: When You Forget To Read The Tags On A Fanfic: “Friends To Lovers, Cuddles, Established Relationship,” “Vore,” I Just Wheezed So Hard I Have A Headache Now So Thanks For That

Moorepls: Janet-Snakeholemacklin: Treat Yo Self, 2015! (First Aired October 13, 2011) It’s’ Treat Yo Self Day Y’all!!!!!! Everybody Do Something Fantastic For Themselves Today!

Glumshoe: Glumshoe: What I Say: “I’m Touch-Starved.” What You Think I Mean: “I Need A Hug.” What I Truly Mean: “I Need Someone To Platonically Lie Across Me With Their Full Weight, Crushing My Body And Providing Deep Pressure Until My Errant

Gingersnapwolves: Kittyknowsthings: Hollowfacade: Kittyknowsthings: Teaboot: Teaboot: Teaboot: Teaboot: So Are We Seriously Not Going To Talk About How Steve And Peggy Can Only Stay Together Post-Endgame So Long As He Never Tells Her That He’s

Kairo-Koutureee: Aintnosuchthingastoothick: 😭 Her Face Omg I Love Her Lmao

Deadonthe-Outside: Legoshoes: Jigglyturk: Seemlessness A True Queeeen

Aphony-Cree:hamsahandprint:altalt-Who Are You? -Im You But Strongermisha Has A Style Preference When It Comes To Formal Dresses And I Love It

Sartorialadventure:

Chiribomb: Ebhenah: Paramud: S-Notgirl: God, Listening To John Mulaney Talk About Doing Hard Fucking Drugs In His Youth Is Like Hearing A Nun Reminisce On Her Last Orgy Before She Converted. What Do You Mean You Didn’t Come Out Of The Womb With A

Admirablesuggestion:concept: You And I Asleep In Each Other’s Arms. The Night Is Rainy And Cold But We Stay Warm. You Pull Me Closer, Sleepily Placing A Kiss On My Forehead. We Are Happy.

Kaijutegu: The-Awkward-Turt: Animals-Riding-Animals: Gharials Riding Gharial Mom Of The Year Everyone In The Notes Is Saying Mama, But That’s Dad. See The Lump On His Nose? Only Males Have Those. It’s Actually Where They Got Their Name; The Lumps

Daisyridleyupdated: Daisy Ridley Admiring Her Own Guns Because Why Not?

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