thedougmeister: Today’s awfully matched underwear is brought to you by the colours sky blue and burgundy.

thedougmeister: Today’s awfully matched underwear is brought to you by the colours sky blue and burgundy.

Thedougmeister: I Cannot For The Love Of Me Get Back To This Fecking Hair Colour. God Dammit!

Thedougmeister: Feeling Motivated To Love This. I Woke Up Like Dis. Perfuckinfection

Thedougmeister: Love A Fresh Sunday! How’s Yours?

Thedougmeister: Had A Bath At 6 And Been Lying Doing Nothing Since Then. Company Would Have Been So Appreciated :’( Such A Single Loser.

Thedougmeister: I Suck At Replying, I Know 3

Thedougmeister: And On That Day, The Gods Shone Down And Gave Us Boobs. 👼🙏

Hey There, Sexy!

Thedougmeister: Beind The Scenes Of All My Bath Selfies. Lookin Hot In The Tub Until My Post Bath Eczema Cream Ritual :/ Daaaaamn

Thedougmeister: The Messy Hair Strikes Back.

Thedougmeister: Finally, After Weeks Of Getting Fat Off Christmas Leftovers, I’m Baaaaack! Hey There ;)

Thedougmeister: Boobies And Wine In A Cup Night! 🍷🎉

Thedougmeister: Why Am I The Only One That Notices When Girls Do This? You Have A Bum, That’s Enough For Guys. You Don’t Need To Go Pulling It To Pretend You Have A Ghetto Booty. Bums Are Always Good Regardless. Love Your Bum. It Does So Much For

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