thedougmeister: Had a bath at 6 and been lying doing nothing since then. Company would have been so appreciated :’( such a single loser.

thedougmeister: Had a bath at 6 and been lying doing nothing since then. Company would have been so appreciated :’( such a single loser.

Thedougmeister: I Suck At Replying, I Know 3

Thedougmeister: And On That Day, The Gods Shone Down And Gave Us Boobs. 👼🙏

Hey There, Sexy!

Thedougmeister: Beind The Scenes Of All My Bath Selfies. Lookin Hot In The Tub Until My Post Bath Eczema Cream Ritual :/ Daaaaamn

Thedougmeister: The Messy Hair Strikes Back.

Thedougmeister: Finally, After Weeks Of Getting Fat Off Christmas Leftovers, I’m Baaaaack! Hey There ;)

Thedougmeister: Boobies And Wine In A Cup Night! 🍷🎉

Thedougmeister: Why Am I The Only One That Notices When Girls Do This? You Have A Bum, That’s Enough For Guys. You Don’t Need To Go Pulling It To Pretend You Have A Ghetto Booty. Bums Are Always Good Regardless. Love Your Bum. It Does So Much For

Thedougmeister: Be My Best Friend Pleeeeeeeease!

Thedougmeister: Good Morning My Lovelies. Xo Oh My My My

Thedougmeister: Late Night Bath Because My Back Hurts…No Thanks To The Twins!

Thedougmeister: Channeling My Inner Boy George On Saturday Night 👌