thedougmeister: Finally, after weeks of getting fat off Christmas leftovers, I’m baaaaack! Hey there ;)

thedougmeister: Finally, after weeks of getting fat off Christmas leftovers, I’m baaaaack! Hey there ;)

Thedougmeister: Boobies And Wine In A Cup Night! 🍷🎉

Thedougmeister: Why Am I The Only One That Notices When Girls Do This? You Have A Bum, That’s Enough For Guys. You Don’t Need To Go Pulling It To Pretend You Have A Ghetto Booty. Bums Are Always Good Regardless. Love Your Bum. It Does So Much For

Thedougmeister: Be My Best Friend Pleeeeeeeease!

Thedougmeister: Good Morning My Lovelies. Xo Oh My My My

Thedougmeister: Late Night Bath Because My Back Hurts…No Thanks To The Twins!

Thedougmeister: Channeling My Inner Boy George On Saturday Night 👌

Thedougmeister: Hey There Fuckin Stunning. Nice Tease As Well

Thedougmeister: Staying Through In Glasgow For The Next Three Nights. God Help Me.

Thedougmeister: Chunky Hips Yummy Hips

That Face&Amp;Hellip;. Those Eyes

Thedougmeister: Ninja Bra Masks: Because Fuck Putting Them On Your Boobs. 🙅 #Ninja #Bra #Mask #Nowondermybackhurts

Thedougmeister: Omg A Video!!!!!Since It Uploaded Pretty Fast, Here Is My Stupid Video Of Me Saying Stupid Stuff. Enjoy Your Next 10 Minutes Of Disgust.a: I Apologise For The Shitty Lighting. The Sun Kept Coming And Going Every 5 Minutes.b: I Apologise