outofcontextdnd: Paladin: I punch the beholder in the central eye. DM: The door opens.

outofcontextdnd: Paladin: I punch the beholder in the central eye. DM: The door opens.

Outofcontextdnd: &Amp;Ldquo;I Ask The Mariachi Band If They Know Why They Exist In A Robotic Version Of Greek Mythology&Amp;Rdquo;

Outofcontextdnd: What? Next You’re Going To Be Telling Me I Need To Feed My Lute! Party Bard Who Plays Cats, After Being Told The Cats Die From Not Being Fed.

Out Of Context D&Amp;D Quotes

Outofcontextdnd: &Amp;Ldquo;The Dwarf Stands There. A Beacon Of Pissed Off In A Sea Of Death.&Amp;Rdquo;

Outofcontextdnd: You Bite His Head Off And Swallow It Whole, Helmet And All. Dm To Half-Orc, After Rolling A Natural 20

Character Creation

&Quot;I Need My Dwarf As Scottish As Possible; Accent, Kilt, Stones.&Quot;

Outofcontextdnd: Dm: Okay After Careful Observations You Determine That You Are On The Moon. You Also Determine The Moon Is Actually A Space Station Constructed By Lizard People. -After A Player Rolled A One To Figure Out Where He Was

Out Of Context D&Amp;D Quotes

Outofcontextdnd: A Flail Is Just A Flaccid Mace!

Outofcontextdnd: Trying To Identify What Diseases An Npc Has. Player: My Nature Sense Can Tell Me If He Is Safe To Eat.

Outofcontextdnd: I Don’t Know Anything About Fortresses, But I Could Tell You About Nuts. -Forest Squirrel

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