outofcontextdnd: You bite his head off and swallow it whole, helmet and all. DM to half-orc, after rolling a natural 20

outofcontextdnd: You bite his head off and swallow it whole, helmet and all. DM to half-orc, after rolling a natural 20

Character Creation

&Quot;I Need My Dwarf As Scottish As Possible; Accent, Kilt, Stones.&Quot;

Outofcontextdnd: Dm: Okay After Careful Observations You Determine That You Are On The Moon. You Also Determine The Moon Is Actually A Space Station Constructed By Lizard People. -After A Player Rolled A One To Figure Out Where He Was

Out Of Context D&Amp;D Quotes

Outofcontextdnd: A Flail Is Just A Flaccid Mace!

Outofcontextdnd: Trying To Identify What Diseases An Npc Has. Player: My Nature Sense Can Tell Me If He Is Safe To Eat.

Outofcontextdnd: I Don’t Know Anything About Fortresses, But I Could Tell You About Nuts. -Forest Squirrel

Drug Deal

Out Of Context D&Amp;D Quotes

Outofcontextdnd: &Amp;Ldquo;Because Fuck You I’m The Dm.&Amp;Rdquo; This Is In Fact Our Dm, Getting Quite Done With Us.

Outofcontextdnd: Player: The Kobolds Have Bunkers And Flaming Catapults Set Up Already? How Did They Manage To Get Their Army Past Us And Set Up Without Us Noticing?Gm: They Have Average Intelligence

Out Of Context D&Amp;D Quotes

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