shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

shitshilarious: Its weird how you need a license to legally sell hot dogs but anybody is allowed to make a baby

Sometimes I Have An Unreasonably Hard Time Re-Watching Movies I Love With Other People.

Horadeblink: Bring Back Caleb For The Lets Plays.

Spoopyphilia: Bloodyoathmate: My Mum’s Friends At Work Are Having A Baby And Their Last Name Is Watts So They Were Trying Work Out A Name For It, I Suggested 60 And They Both Looked Confused So I Said Maybe 20 Would Suit Them Better

You Can Stick 17 Refrigerators In Your Pocket, But God Forbid You Put A Fish In A Letter.

Hipsterinatardis: L0Rdofthepeasants: Twofingerswhiskey: Ifellforloki: Teenage-Dirntbag: Casismyfavoritecolor: Sheepies: Casismyfavoritecolor: Sheepies: (American Voice) Hairy Padder Is That How We Sound Omfg Yes (British Voice) ‘Arry Pouhta

Okaysizedbangtheory: More Unrealistic Standards Of Beauty

Miss-Tara-Fluff: Fisherpon: Mauroz Humanizations Collection So…..Awesome!

Welcome To My Castle

Your Otp Is Having Sex In Your Bed. The Sixth Gif In Your Gif Folder Is Your Reaction.

Tastefullyoffensive: Kokomo Won’t Play Your Silly Games. [Via]

Edwardspoonhands: That Is Amazing Except That The Dude With The Flying Kick, I Think, Maybe Broke His Hip.

Bangesh: I Heard You Were Talking Shit

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